Quick Interviews of the First 66
Hailing from both the inner and outer reaches of the Crab Nebula, Michael is an unraveling ball of yarn prone to hyperbolic gesticulation. A professional escape artists by fate, when he isn’t buckling the swash, he bides his spare time recapturing his lost looks, bon-vivanting, rapscallioning, and crawling out from under rocks with a mostly heavy emphasis on out from under rock crawling. An obscenely and classically handsome gentleman with a disarming and easy going demeanor, Michael projects the unmitigated and full spectrum of his Out Of This World charm and grace upon that first gaze across that crowded room.
His decades old tomfoolery remains effortless.
His soothsaying is legendary.
A rare breed, he remains one of the very few remaining men capable of living up to the legend in his own mind. His erratic eccentricities and musings will make you believe. Because his mojo is easy to digest, he will make himself available for your child’s upcoming Bar or Bat Mitzvah, day or night. An easy fellow with a partially clean record, Michael makes you feel easy. Easy like Sunday morning.
You are cordially invited to come and ride!
Motion sickness is highly probable.
, T
